Uncool

by Bumblefoot

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(Everybody, put your hands together for Bumblefoot...) (Check, 1, 2...? Mic test, mic test, is this shit on? Alright, it's uh, my dream come true to be here, if you'd all do me a favor and shut your fuckin' mouths, and clap your hands, I'm gonna sing now... dumb fuck...) You're such a funky little lady No woman ever made me lose my way, oh no Singing the same old song 'til you come along Now I got to go Bumblefoot ya gonna move me Bumblefoot said ya gonna groove me ya got that flo Since ya smooth on by I thank you for this life I just got to…
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Go 03:11
GO - time to take action Put your hands up, we're taking over Not out to control ya - grow with ya flow with ya hit home with ya So the truth be told with ya Stuck in the cracks of the foundations of greed They said Yeah we care, but they're no longer there While those who need slowly bleed This is how we do our share -we GO Take em out - we step in - one word is where it begins (GO) G for the greed that O oppresses - now we got D to drive the masses While they wrap themselves in red tape with steady hands We'll step over them on my command So if ya hearin' me do like I do and move when I say… Go - it's about now Go - let it out now Go - take em out now Go - everybody now Go - step it up now Go - tear it up now Go - don't let up now Go - everybody now Go - take it all and Go - shake em all up Go - wake the fuck up Go - everybody up Go - make a big sound Go - spread it around Go - tear it all down Go - everybody now GO If I'm just one man what can I do I can lead the way or follow you But I won't stand still - we're out of time And if I die before I give, no one can show I ever lived So if ya hearin' me do like I do and move when I say GO
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T-Jonez 03:39
Babe - don't you let our love fade I dream of your beautiful face Each night I'm high off your eyes Then a piece of me dies When I wake up each morning without you there Bound and tangled in hair The scent of her perfumes the air I need to taste you in my breath Or my world starves to death Be my dream and stay Stay every day and I'll make love to ya deep down to your bones yeah You're gonna call out my name - gonna sing it like T-Jonez yeah I'm not gonna let up till I send y'up into a coma You gonna burst me into flames inside and ride ya home yeah I hump and I rump bump and I pump more the more you moan yeah I'm smoothin' it with your flow gonna break it with my blow yeah I will break I will ache like my heart you keep tearing apart Each day till the night when I fall in a dream And you fall in my arms And I'll hold you like I told you every day Babe, I won't let our love fade So please stay here with me Like you do in my dreams And our love will never fade
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All my life I been waitin' for you to come along Someone to be my baby And all this time I been holdin' out to be true Till I found you A lifetime of longing in every touch My hands holding you means that much To me right now my world is you A lifetime of longing in every touch My hands holding you means that much To me right now my world is you
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Dominated 02:59
Friday night 1AM - she still might call. Only waitin' 3 more hours - then that's all. Ya see, it's the little things that broke me down - the no-show where'dya-go I-dunno schema showdown. Her friends' r always laughin' when they smile - didn't know all the while been filed as Gomer Pyle on her speed dial. But that's alright - I know we're tight ('xcept when she calls me her fallback on a lame-ass night. Yeah, but at least she calls me (when she wants a freebie and treatin' like royalty) She got my loyalty - I'm home frustrated. Got me where ya want me - DOMINATED. (Girl you know I love you with all my heart - but I just gotta know...) Didja ever want me - didja ever love me Didja ever care if I was ever there Didja ever really think that my jokes were funny Didja fake every moan just to spend my money Why didja wanna be with me So you can show off when ya blow me off in front of everybody Frustrated, humiliated Ya got me where ya want me - dominated How could ya do me like that Ya foo' me like that One day ya knew me, The next ya Magoo me like that I got ya but I still don't get ya To this day I wish I never met ya But I can't forget ya - it's been too good I would if I could, but I never do what I should Frustrated, humiliated Ya got me where ya want me - DOMINATED. (Stayin' home every night waitin' for the phone to ring) Didja ever want me - didja ever love me Didja ever care if I was ever there Didja ever really think that my jokes were funny Didja fake every moan just to spend my money Why didja wanna be with me So you can show off when ya blow me off in front of everybody Frustrated, humiliated Ya got me where ya want me - dominated Didja think I'd never know Didja think it wouldn't show Didja think I wouldn't see What ya really think of me now Didja think I'm not a man Tell me whadja think I am (Girl, I know you're liking this a little too much) Say hello sucka... (hello sucka) Squeezing my heart in your hands Wrapped around your finger with the best part of a man Just call me sucka... (muthafucka) Everything I did was wrong Just ran outta lucka now my lovin' all be gone Holding my breath till I'm blue Holding my breath just for you Holding myself back from everything that I should do She calls me Mini-Me Yo, that aint right No dignity - it's with her tonight
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Yeah, BF b steppin' in style Aint about no green no reply I aint that beg to buy your attentio' I aint that holdout neck to thieves of distro I aint that pride to kissin' on your ring I aint that fly to hangin' on your string I aint that time to wastin' on a thing - ? needs ya I aint that dup' to be on your blind - so see ya Y'always breakin' on the whip - defeats ya Y'always kissin' on the hand that beats ya Y'always missin' on the point the plan Y'always give in to the might, the man Ya gotta take it to the mic - a stand Ya gotta bite into the feedin' hand Kiss the ring for you my sweet thing Kiss the sky for you I might die Crush for da killaz - step 1 to mindblow 2 many are the seeds to sew Y'off the 3rinity - now ya supa slo mo 4 Infinity in the hot below 5 pots a-melt into my sing loud VI'm no compromise to your line now I am the no type to carry on your 7th sign I 8't that lost to hypin' on your find Y'always breakin' on the whip - defeats ya Y'always kissin' on the hand that beats ya Y'always missin' on the point the plan Y'always give in to the might, the man Ya gotta take it to the mic - a stand Ya gotta bite into the feedin' hand Kiss the ring
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Pussycat, Pussycat, I've got flowers And lots of hours to spend with you So go and powder your cute little pussycat nose! Pussycat, Pussycat, I love you - Yes, I do! You and your pussycat nose! Pussycat, Pussycat, you're so thrilling And I'm so willing to care for you So go and make up your cute little pussycat eyes! Pussycat, Pussycat, I love you - Yes, I do! You and your pussycat eyes! Pussycat, Pussycat, you're delicious And if my wishes can all come true I'll soon be kissing your sweet little pussycat lips! Pussycat, Pussycat, I love you - Yes, I do! You and your pussycat lips! You and your pussycat eyes! You and your pussycat nose!
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(Girl, you've been treatin' me so bad - and I think I like it) (Girl, I don't think you understand, so I'm gonna tell ya how it is) You can do anything ya want with me - You can lie and I'll believe You can tell me stay and I'll be waiting To be the one who wants to hold your hand - To be your foolish man And when ya do me wrong I'll say I'm sorry Someday when ya want me and ya lose the man ya left behind I say it in my mind but never say it out loud We both know deep down I'll be the one who's still around It's breaking all my spirit down and lifting you so high It's a cruel cruel world And I've got a girl that shows me it's true In a world so unkind, I've got to ask why I'd want to stay with you Cause I hate me more than I love you (Ladies and gentlemen... "Anomos"...) Self esteem lower than snow at 12 below - Aint never seen nice, so bad is all I know It's hard to look up when all I feel is down - Explain my pains through instruments with sound All these years of searchin for the right answers - That you never helped me come closer to Was it my fault bein' a naive romancer - I took it how it came - I should have been a chancer Now I open my eyes and see that you're controllin' all of me It's time to make a choice - but what should I do - When I hate me more than I love you It's a cruel cruel world And I've got a girl that shows me it's true In a world so unkind, Please don't ask me why - I just might tell the truth I hate me more than I love you Ya never showed me any love before Just a game and ya played me like a cheap hand The more ya treat me like an open door The more I like it and keep on crawlin' back again Draggin me and my dignity across the floor to ya now, So you can kick me when I'm down Oh, use me and abuse me - you're never gonna lose me I can't let go of anything Punish me, won't ya punish me - I don't deserve all the better things Punish me, won't ya punish me - I can't forgive an imperfect me It's a cruel cruel world And I've got a girl that shows me it's true In a world so unkind, I made up my mind - I've got to tell you the truth I hate me more than I love you I hate me more than I love you (Ah ,yeah - there ya have it baby - all for you) (Nothin' else I can say will ever be so true)
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Delilah 04:31
Lady Delilah - she enslaves me I'm bound and chained by her lies One look in her eyes and she breaks me And I fall down like rain As the wind sings her name Oh, Delilah… I was the strongest man alive 'Til you came along - my Delilah She deceived me but believe me it was alright To touch her lips was to kiss the blades of her knives Why do things we know are wrong feel so right? Worth a lifetime of pain For one night to sing her name Oh, Delilah… I was the strongest man alive 'Til you came along - my Delilah Well I'll never be the same Cause that girl - yeah, she's to blame How could I love again Since she took my heart away. And then someone said her name And I tore at my flesh to dull the pain of the sound And ripped from the chains and the walls came down And I lay covered and bound And I called out her name… I was the strongest man alive 'Til you came along - my Delilah
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Hey babe It's been a lonely time without my lady Too many nights - I'm coming for ya baby I've missed you for so long I need to be with you and never be gone Hey sista I left you for a dark and empty room You opened up the door and pulled me through You opened up my eyes I'll love you and be by your side every day of our lives Ronald's coming back now and he's here to stay Back to give ya lovin' every day Now I'm here and your gone - it's so hard to go on Just one day without you is too long a time Counting every hour in my mind Now I know what it's like Now don't say You let the world be standing in your way You got me be by your side don't be afraid No matter how they try I'll fight for you right by your side every day of our lives Ronald's coming back now and he's here to stay Back to give ya lovin' every day Now I'm here and your gone - it's so hard to go on Just one day without you is too long a time Counting every hour in my mind Now I know what it's like Gone off making foolish moves Wasting loyalty on those who prove That my 1-face and wasted faith Should have had more eyes to see your two-sides And all the times you picked and choosed Which more destructive mask you'd use With brothers like you who needs cancer I won't answer - I'll just leave you behind (Ma cherie suce ma bite s'il te plait...) Ronald's coming back now and he's here to stay Back to give ya lovin' every day Now I'm here and your gone - it's so hard to go on Just one day without you is too long a time Counting every hour in my mind Now I know To be here all alone I'm so sorry that I left you alone Now I know
11.
(…bet ya didn't think we knew that joint you say em - we play em) Alright, hey, how's your cock 'n balls… (fuck...) Let me be Ron with you for a moment. I have to tell you something I never told any audience before. I love each and every one of you muthafuckaz. You're my people. And I couldn't ask for any greater privilege in life, Than the gift of making music - just for you. (I like that...) I swear on Sammy's eye. Here's something special I wrote at my mother's funeral earlier tonight. It goes like this… 3… Gonna rock out with my cock out, Pimpin' and druggin' with my Glock, PAP PAP PAP! PAP PAP PAP! (No, please don't leave…) Well, it's time to say goodnight to you wonderful human beings. Keep on being. Hope to see you again - real soon. But before we go… (wuz that… ah, shit… gonna fuck all your shit up… c'mon, yeah, ah - fuck! HA! HA! HA! HA! Take us out…)
12.
You're just too good to be true Can't take my eyes off of you You'd be like heaven to touch I wanna hold you so much At long last love has arrived And I thank God I'm alive You're just too good to be true Can't take my eyes off of you Pardon the way that I stare There's nothing else to compare The sight of you leaves me weak There are no words left to speak But if you feel like I feel Please let me know that it's real You're just too good to be true Can't take my eyes off of you I love you baby And if it's quite all right I need you baby To warm the lonely night I love you baby Trust in me when I say Oh pretty baby Don't bring me down I pray Oh pretty baby Now that I've found you Stay and let me love you Baby let me love you
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(Everybody, put your hands together for Bumblefoot...) (Check, 1, 2...? Mic test, mic test, is this s*** on? Alright, it's uh, my dream come true to be here, if you'd all do me a favor and shut your f***in' mouths, and clap your hands, I'm gonna sing now... dumb f***...) You're such a funky little lady No woman ever made me lose my way, oh no Singing the same old song 'til you come along Now I got to go Bumblefoot ya gonna move me Bumblefoot said ya gonna groove me ya got that flo Since ya smooth on by I thank you for this life I just got to…
15.
GO - time to take action Put your hands up, we're taking over Not out to control ya - grow with ya flow with ya hit home with ya So the truth be told with ya Stuck in the cracks of the foundations of greed They said Yeah we care, but they're no longer there While those who need slowly bleed This is how we do our share -we GO Take em out - we step in - one word is where it begins (GO) G for the greed that O oppresses - now we got D to drive the masses While they wrap themselves in red tape with steady hands We'll step over them on my command So if ya hearin' me do like I do and move when I say… Go - it's about now Go - let it out now Go - take em out now Go - everybody now Go - step it up now Go - tear it up now Go - don't let up now Go - everybody now Go - take it all and Go - shake em all up Go - wake the f*** up Go - everybody up Go - make a big sound Go - spread it around Go - tear it all down Go - everybody now GO If I'm just one man what can I do I can lead the way or follow you But I won't stand still - we're out of time And if I die before I give, no one can show I ever lived So if ya hearin' me do like I do and move when I say GO
16.
Friday night 1AM - she still might call. Only waitin' 3 more hours - then that's all. Ya see, it's the little things that broke me down - the no-show where'dya-go I-dunno schema showdown. Her friends' r always laughin' when they smile - didn't know all the while been filed as Gomer Pyle on her speed dial. But that's alright - I know we're tight ('xcept when she calls me her fallback on a lame-a** night. Yeah, but at least she calls me (when she wants a freebie and treatin' like royalty) She got my loyalty - I'm home frustrated. Got me where ya want me - DOMINATED. (Girl you know I love you with all my heart - but I just gotta know...) Didja ever want me - didja ever love me Didja ever care if I was ever there Didja ever really think that my jokes were funny Didja fake every moan just to spend my money Why didja wanna be with me So you can show off when ya blow me off in front of everybody Frustrated, humiliated Ya got me where ya want me - dominated How could ya do me like that Ya foo' me like that One day ya knew me, The next ya Magoo me like that I got ya but I still don't get ya To this day I wish I never met ya But I can't forget ya - it's been too good I would if I could, but I never do what I should Frustrated, humiliated Ya got me where ya want me - DOMINATED. (Stayin' home every night waitin' for the phone to ring) Didja ever want me - didja ever love me Didja ever care if I was ever there Didja ever really think that my jokes were funny Didja fake every moan just to spend my money Why didja wanna be with me So you can show off when ya blow me off in front of everybody Frustrated, humiliated Ya got me where ya want me - dominated Didja think I'd never know Didja think it wouldn't show Didja think I wouldn't see What ya really think of me now Didja think I'm not a man Tell me whadja think I am (Girl, I know you're liking this a little too much) Say hello sucka... (hello sucka) Squeezing my heart in your hands Wrapped around your finger with the best part of a man Just call me sucka... (muthaf****a) Everything I did was wrong Just ran outta lucka now my lovin' all be gone Holding my breath till I'm blue Holding my breath just for you Holding myself back from everything that I should do She calls me Mini-Me Yo, that aint right No dignity - it's with her tonight
17.
Yeah, BF b steppin' in style Aint about no green no reply I aint that beg to buy your attentio' I aint that holdout neck to thieves of distro I aint that pride to kissin' on your ring I aint that fly to hangin' on your string I aint that time to wastin' on a thing - ? needs ya I aint that dup' to be on your blind - so see ya Y'always breakin' on the whip - defeats ya Y'always kissin' on the hand that beats ya Y'always missin' on the point the plan Y'always give in to the might, the man Ya gotta take it to the mic - a stand Ya gotta bite into the feedin' hand Kiss the ring for you my sweet thing Kiss the sky for you I might die Crush for da killaz - step 1 to mindblow 2 many are the seeds to sew Y'off the 3rinity - now ya supa slo mo 4 Infinity in the hot below 5 pots a-melt into my sing loud VI'm no compromise to your line now I am the no type to carry on your 7th sign I 8't that lost to hypin' on your find Y'always breakin' on the whip - defeats ya Y'always kissin' on the hand that beats ya Y'always missin' on the point the plan Y'always give in to the might, the man Ya gotta take it to the mic - a stand Ya gotta bite into the feedin' hand Kiss the ring
18.
Hey babe It's been a lonely time without my lady Too many nights - I'm coming for ya baby I've missed you for so long I need to be with you and never be gone Hey sista I left you for a dark and empty room You opened up the door and pulled me through You opened up my eyes I'll love you and be by your side every day of our lives Ronald's coming back now and he's here to stay Back to give ya lovin' every day Now I'm here and your gone - it's so hard to go on Just one day without you is too long a time Counting every hour in my mind Now I know what it's like Now don't say You let the world be standing in your way You got me be by your side don't be afraid No matter how they try I'll fight for you right by your side every day of our lives Ronald's coming back now and he's here to stay Back to give ya lovin' every day Now I'm here and your gone - it's so hard to go on Just one day without you is too long a time Counting every hour in my mind Now I know what it's like Gone off making foolish moves Wasting loyalty on those who prove That my 1-face and wasted faith Should have had more eyes to see your two-sides And all the times you picked and choosed Which more destructive mask you'd use With brothers like you who needs cancer I won't answer - I'll just leave you behind (Ma cherie suce ma b*** s'il te plait...) Ronald's coming back now and he's here to stay Back to give ya lovin' every day Now I'm here and your gone - it's so hard to go on Just one day without you is too long a time Counting every hour in my mind Now I know To be here all alone I'm so sorry that I left you alone Now I know
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(…bet ya didn't think we knew that joint you say em - we play em) Alright, hey, how's your c*** 'n b****… (f***...) Let me be Ron with you for a moment. I have to tell you something I never told any audience before. I love each and every one of you muthaf****z. You're my people. And I couldn't ask for any greater privilege in life, Than the gift of making music - just for you. (I like that...) I swear on Sammy's eye. Here's something special I wrote at my mother's funeral earlier tonight. It goes like this… 3… Gonna rock out with my c*** out, Pimpin' and druggin' with my Glock, PAP PAP PAP! PAP PAP PAP! (No, please don't leave…) Well, it's time to say goodnight to you wonderful human beings. Keep on being. Hope to see you again - real soon. But before we go… (wuz that… ah, s***… gonna f*** all your s*** up… c'mon, yeah, ah - f***! HA! HA! HA! HA! Take us out…)
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about

Dubbed by media on its release as the invention of a new style "croon core", quirky and experimental modern rock mixed with '70s lounge music. Picture Tom Jones singing with an unruly rock band - that's Bumblefoot's 'Uncool' album.

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TRACK LISTING:
BBF takes the mic
Go
T-Jonez
My World Is You
Dominated
Kiss the Ring
What's New, Pussycat?
I Hate Me More Than I Love You
Delilah
Ronald's Comin' Back Now
BBF says goodnight
Can't Take My Eyes Off Of You
Uncool

BONUS TRACKS:
BBF takes the mic (Clean version – curses muted)
Go (Clean version – curses muted)
Dominated (Clean version – curses muted)
Kiss the Ring (Clean version – curses muted)
Ronald's Comin' Back Now (Clean version – curses muted)
BBF says goodnight (Clean version – curses muted)
Uncool (Clean version – curses muted)

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Produced by Bumblefoot
All songs written & performed by Bumblefoot / Published by Neanderthal Noise Inc (ASCAP) *except "What's New, Pussycat?" written by Burt Bacharach / Hal David, EMI-Uniart Catalog Inc. (ASCAP), and "Can't Take My Eyes Off Of You" written by Bob Crewe / Bob Gaudio, EMI- Longitude Music Co. / Seasons 4 Music Corp. (BMI)

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credits

released February 19, 2002

Ron 'Bumblefoot' Thal - vocals, guitar, bass

CONTRIBUTING MUSICIANS:
LaFrae Olivia Sci - drums on tracks 1, 2, 3, 4, 6, 7
Sanford Oxenbery - drums on tracks 9, 11
Joe Bergamini - drums on tracks 5, 8, 10
Joe Bedford - drums on "Can't Take My Eyes Off Of You"
Franklin Rao - bass on tracks 2, 5, 10
Thorndike Applethorple - all other bass tracks
Neil Alexander - piano on tracks 2, 10
Ray Porrigsworth - piano on 11
Lea DeMartini - flute on "Delilah"
Cletus Xalapagous - flute on 7, 8, 11
NJ Brunswick Brass - horns on tracks 10, 12
Herbert Wellington - tuba on "What's New, Pussycat?"
Filbert Murray, Zachary Torme - cellos on "T-Jonez"
Callista & Beatrice Beans - violins on "Ronald's Comin' Back Now"
Ndjiwanta - Nigerian hymn vocals on "T-Jonez"
The Wilson Bennett Vocestra - vocal harmonies on tracks 3, 4, 7, 8, 9, 10
John Pec, Ben Bartlett - backing vocals on "Can't Take My Eyes Off Of You"
Anomos - rapper on "I Hate Me More Than I Love You"
David Horenstein (from band Rocket To Pluto) - vocals on verses of "Can't Take My Eyes Off Of You"

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Bumblefoot New Brunswick, New Jersey

Ron 'Bumblefoot' Thal is an award-winning vocalist, songwriter, producer and world-renowned guitar virtuoso, with over 25 years of releasing music, playing international festivals and headlining tours, and gracing magazine covers as a solo artist.

Bumblefoot is a member of the bands ASIA and SONS OF APOLLO, and former member of Art Of Anarchy (2011 – 2017) and Guns N' Roses (2006 – 2014).
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